Corny Banjo Jokes Competition

[thereallyniceman]

It is getting far too serious around here so I thought we could add a bit of jollity to the proceedings with a CB (Corny Banjo) Joke contest.

Remember we are aiming for the most groans.. I am sure that we will know the winner.

So come on all visitors say hello and see if you can be booed off the stage ;-)

Here is my go:

I started a Banjo Group some time ago and called it  999Megabytes....  because we never got a gig.

:-)

Ta Da 

[3iv8pyyhxxoiv]

By the time you hear either of them....it's too late.....

[Chris Cioffi]

Q: What is the definition of an optimist?

A: A banjo player with a pager.

[Chris Cioffi]

On a musical note (pun intended):

Q: What is the definition of "perfect pitch"?

A:  When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and it goes in without hitting the sides AND hits the accordion that is already in the dumpster.

Apologies to John J. Kimmel......

[Chris Cioffi]

Q:  How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  Ten; one to screw in the light bulb, and 9 to tell him how Vess Ossman would have done it.

[Chris Cioffi]

A cop pulls over a banjo player who is speeding home after a gig.

The cop says..."You got any ID?"

The banjo player thinks a minute, and replies....."....'bout what?"

[thereallyniceman]

Groan!!

:-)

[thereallyniceman]

So let's get back to being serious.

I have often been asked why I am such a great banjo player, and I simply put it down to my razor sharp brain and my incredible hand eye co-ordination, and of course my amazing ability to instinctively know where my fingers will land in difficult tunes without a second thought! For those who can only dream of playing as well as I do, here is my secret.

I developed these amazing skills by carefully observing our pet dog's lightning reactions. 

:-)))

[Douglas Back]

What is the best key for banjo?

The one that locks the case