Wishing You A Most Happy (your choice here) Season

[Hal Allert]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our
     best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
     responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
     celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
     the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
     your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
     for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
     others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
     traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally
     fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
     onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not
     without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
     cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
     physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
     platform, or sexual preference of the wishees.
     
     By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
     This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
     freely transferable with no alteration to the original
     greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
     implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
     void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
     discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
     expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
     period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
     holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
     limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
     at the sole discretion of the wisher.

[Ray Jones]

Bloody Oath Mate, that's telling 'em.   I was going to ask you if you would like a cold beer, but I'm a bit hesitant now.    Compliments of the Season anyway.  

[Sylvia]

That is brilliant Hal, and All the Best to you too.

[thereallyniceman]

Very funny Hal !

A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Hal to you.   Good to see you too Ray. Where you been? Crack open the XXXX and throw another lobster on the barbie.

[Mike Moss]

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you all!

Now that PC language is mandatory, allow me to introduce our new failproof method to fund our Ning Group by exploiting the rowdy nature of us Classic Banjoists...

[Ray Jones]

" I'm flat out " like a Lizard drinking!    Yes, it's all go, lazing under the Gazebo.