Crikey no wonder he left. Have you looked at the selection of "gifts" available? and the ones that we gave to him. You can't go giving Guiness to a Scotsman! Among the other gifts on offer were .. handbags, heart decorated boxer shorts, teddy bears, and high heeled shoes, just think about it. You have to give a Scotsman.. WHISKEY, then he becomes a Scotchman. Maybe a boomerang would help to get him to return? It's a thought, and I'm only trying to be helpful. He's probably gone south over the boorrrrder, then it really is goodbye.